Well, let me say from the outset that I took the trouble of entering this competition in the Times.
I did.
Simon might have made the recipe.
He might have cooked the Festive nuts.
I entered it.
I also changed its name to a more multi-cultural name, simon called it “Christmas nuts” and I called it “Festive nuts”. Looking back now, maybe they should be atheist nuts or winter holiday nuts.
Anyway, I could be a winner if I’m picked for the “Too Good to tweet best recipe of the fortnight” award!