Probably the most sickly cake in the world… Imagine a world where chocolate sponge base together with cheesecake filling, chocolate chips and covered with cream cheese icing and chocolate sprinkled on top. Welcome to the black bottom loaf cake..on its way to an undisclosed location tomorrow.

The very cool Hoxton hotel features in top three hotels to stay in London.. If you are an avid reader of my blog(and who isn’t?) you will know we stayed there last week. And we totes dug it. Man.
Check out the write up in the times on Saturday magazine.
Its official. We rock. End of, peace out.

The very cool Hoxton hotel features in top three hotels to stay in London.. If you are an avid reader of my blog(and who isn’t?) you will know we stayed there last week. And we totes dug it. Man.
Check out the write up in the times on Saturday magazine.
Its official. We rock. End of, peace out.

The Sopranos and why I am so not with it

Tough going

Yes, yes, I know that I am not with it and the Sopranos ended yonks ago.

But, I bet you are jealous that I am only on Season 3 and your time with Tony and co. is over. 

The other night, we watched 6 episodes in a row…That should mean 6 hours of tv..That sounds bad but I had my reasons-I had to find out if Carmella left Tony, if Meadow got a new boyf and I didn’t…

With only 2 more seasons to go, I feel sick.

But, hey, I’ve got an episode of Mad Men to watch and apparently, it is good…

Expect a post on approximately an hour or so.

Toodles.

London visit

London

My lovely husband and his niceness again…This time, he took me away to Lovely London where I was spoilt rotten!

I am lucky.

Had the best time ever, we have been to London millions of times. I’m sure we will return, again and again.

We stayed in the Hoxton Hotel, a very, very cool and funky hotel in Shoreditch/Hoxton, a minute from Old street tube station and walkable to all areas of interest. The hotel was full of everything we could ever want-free papers, bag of breakfast hung on your door every morning, ultra quiet, cool decor, pears soap(!), uber friendly staff and a free Look magazine for the girlies! The hotel lobby was always buzzing, full of young business people on their way to work, a little business meeting at 6 a.m.!

Things we did were:

  • lots of eating in Jamie Oliver’s new eaterie “Union Jacks” the garlic mushrooms were heavenly. Pizza East, Breakfast Club and Laxiero Tapas Bar in Hoxton were both divine and we ate pizza, tapas and breakfast(!), The real Greek, Covent Garden sold okay Greek food and good old traditional fish and chips. I walked a long way to get these fish and chips. At least ten minutes.
  • Shakespeare’s Globe theatre, which is pretty and the tour guide was brilliantly witty but short tour. The shop afterwards has everything you could ever want. How about a mug with blood dripping over it, a la Lady Macbeth? I spent far too much on things with Shakespearean quotes on them!
  • Tate Modern which was hugely depressing and frantically arranged. The outside and inside is aesthetically non pleasing. Don’t tell me it adds to the experience. It doens’t. the Tate Modern in Liverpool is fun, colourful and child like and it makes a difference. Also, the Tate Modern, London decided to charge 15 pounds to see Damien Hirst’s newest exhibitions of skulls and sharks and madness. People were actually queueing…We were disappointed.
  • The National Gallery was just as a gallery should be. I’ve been before but took a visit to the Carravaggio’s paintings as a friend of mine is obsessed/preoccupied/inspired by him. I like the way this gallery is very doable and laid out well.
  • The National portrait Gallery is very cool. From old, mad kings and queens, which Simon had no interest in to Blur, JK Rowling and Tracy Emin being mad and naked. It has it all really. The shop rocks too!
  • Hyde Park was bleddy cold but lovely but too big for my little legs so I ended up in Kensington Palace and Gardens. Determined to find the cafe called the Orangie, I got there and rewarded myself to a glass of nice, pink floaty, girly stuff and my newest and most loved Kevin Barry’s short stories “There are little kingdoms”-I’ve only read one of his so this is why it is my most loved!
  • Foyle’s Bookshop-is the biggest book shop in London. Love. As well as shakespeare memorabilia, I’ve developed an obsession with notebooks and books and more books. Bought about 6 here, 1 more in duty free and brought 2 with me…Eek.
  • Matila on broadway-WEnt to see Tim Michinn’s show on broadway, a life-long fan of Roald Dahl and his Matilda. Sat in front of two lovely twins from US of A. All dressed up in ringlets, ribbons and flowery dress, they told me that they had seen the film “Matilda” but had not heard of the book. Or roald Dahl. Blasphemy. What are they teaching in schools these days? I digress. I am a huge fan of musical theatre and Matilda was excellent. The little girl who played her, we had Kerry was the star of the show along with a brilliantly and subtle camp Ms Trunchbull, played by Bertie Carvell, Paul Kaye playing Mr wormwood, a stand in for Mrs Wormwood was brilliant. And those children, everyone of them were great and non annoying. Children actors in musicals can be over the top but these were so good that we stood and applauded them straight off when it ended. It is well, well, well worth a look. Loads of adult humour there and some stay in your head songs that I’ve been singing over and over!
  • Hummingbird Cupcake shop-go visit, go now, in fact go to London only for this! I got the dark double bottom one which sounds rude but it is so not. Dark chunks of choc, light, choc sponge covered with thick, buttery vanilla cream cheese…|An espresso added to the caffeine and general badness of it but you know what, I’d do it again!?!!
  • Salt beef deli sandwich in Selfridges-very, very tasty and very, very expensive. the lovely man who worked behind the salty beef counter weighed my beef carefully, gave me a slice( a slice!) of bread, a squirt of mustard and charged me about 9 pounds….Boooo…But, it was pretty delish and Simon wanted it.
I’ve added as many cool photos as I could above but tumblr won’t let me add anymore, I’ll stick some more on facebook so if you are friends with me, go now, in fact, run.
If you are not friends with me. Shame on you.
I love London, do you?
Till we chat again.
Soon, I hope.
  • Bertie Carvel (Miss Trunchbull), Paul Kaye (Mr Wormwood), Josie Walker (Mrs Wormwood) and Lauren Ward (Miss Honey) reprise their roles alongside ori

Kevin Barry-nothing to do with Irish history!

There are little kingdoms-Kevin Barry

I has never heard of Kevin Barry until a guy on twitter mentioned his name. I asked him who he was and he said he was very jealous that I hadn’t heard of him. Obviously, this sparked my curiosity off!
Kevin Barry is a young, Irish writer. He mostly writes short stories and plays but has finished his first novel, City of Bohane.
It’s always the way, when someone or something is brought to your attention, they are everywhere. And now I can’t escape from him.
He won first prize for his short story “Beer trip to Llandudno” in the Sunday Times short story competition, you may have seen it in the Sunday Times mag last week. So, my lovely husband presented me with copy of his “kingdoms” short stories and I read through it obsessively.
First story “Atlantic City” drew me into a world of sad, little people trying to live some kind of life in a randomly, awful Irish town. It hurts to read this and the other stories as Barry is too bloody observant for his own good. But, brilliant for the reader.
Other stories that remain in my thoughts are the To the hills, Wintersong, Animal needs and See the tree;how big it grows .
I felt embarrassed and entertained by these stories. These stories are not going to make you feel glowy inside. The way the Irish landscape is described will make you smile and feel proud sometimes. But, if you want to wonder about the excesses of Ireland and what we may be growing into, read any one of these stories. He is utterly easy to read and as easy to enjoy as a short story with no need for any other meaning but enjoyment.
My only gripe:stop using the word “forlorn”

Mad men

Mad Men Season 5

Even though Mad Men previewed the other night with the highest audience scores ever, most people I speak to haven’t watched it. They are missing out!

Last night, Episode one opened up with a great, all round recap of the characters adn what they had been doing for the last year or so.

Don seemed to have been made into a changed man, he is pleasant and gives compliments to staff and Peggy gets rather annoyed by this!However, by the end of the episode, we can see that Don is back to his old tricks of being confused, moody and difficult. Will he ever be happy? Will his marriage to little one, Megan last? Will be ever age? No, I would think if the answer to all of these questions.

Joanie is a frumpy mum in a dressing gown with her little baby. Trudy, Pete’s wife is a frumpy mum in a dressing gown with her little baby. We don’t see her baby for some reason. Does it look like Pete? Let’s hope not as one of the characters points out that Pete is balding.

Oh dear.

Pete hasn’t changed and in fact has became more perplexing git-like. Love his character. I’m predicting this will be the year of Pete in the company and his love life.

Speaking of Pete’s love life, Peggy is a pretty, confident girl now in pastel, cute dresses. What a development she has made over the years. My favourite girl character who has worked hard to get where she is and is super intelligent and sussed about the men in the office.

Finally, let’s talk about Roger Sterling. He.is.the.man. Everyone loves him, his quick quotes. I heard that the actor that plays him went for the Don Draper role but couldn’t imagine him as anything else.

I’ll leave you with a gem. Watch this video of Megan flirtingly offering her birthday present to Don. Roger speaks to his wife after and says:

“Why don’t you sing like that?” His wife answers “Why don’t you look like him?” Obviously, he is well suited to his wife, who has learned to be as quick to control.

Am saving episode 2 for tonight. Life has meaning again. Sounds dramatic but slight truth to that statement!

Read more: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/characters/roger-sterling/#ixzz1qOAWDaTC

Poor Don is mortified and quite annoyed though he doesn’t show it here.

Mad Men..it’s been a wait

Mad men is back!
I don’t really watch TV that much but for the next few months, I will be making full use out of Sky.
It’s been nearly 2 years since Mad Men last graced our screens. Don proposed randomly to a stunning French lady. Joany was pregnant but not by her husband. And Peggy was fancying Don…a bit.
So, there’s been lots of crazy rumours-Some people even thought it would never happen. The cast wanted better money and they held out…and I just can’t wait. The double episode starts on Sky Atlantic, 27th March with a lush offering of a double episode…2 hours of it!
This week,the UK apprentice begins…there goes my life…

Expect lots of posts about Mr Draper, naughty Betty and perplexingly favourite character-Pete. I’d recommend you get yourself up to date with Mad men!